79. 24 (FOX)

Aired: 2001-

Jack Bauer has lost his wife, tortured the shit out of countless terror suspects (some of them were even guilty), spent two years in a Chinese prison, and developed and kicked a heroin habit—all in the name of national security. No one knows how much more Jack can take, but one thing is for sure: There has not been a terrorist attack in the US since he first appeared on TV.

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Courtesy of Jack Bauer Facts: Jack Bauer once shot himself ten times just to prove that 50 Cent is a bitch.

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