Happy sports holiday weekend everybody! On Saturday, July 4th, the Tour de France bike race kicks off, and...whooooooaaaaaaaaa, hold up a got-damned second! The Tour de France is starting on America's birthday???!!! WTF!!!??? Maybe if those Frenchies hadn't been so busy riding bikes and helped us go kick some...oh nevermind, we're just gonna rename the thing the Tour de Freedom, how you like dem apples? And the freedom part of the Tour de Freedom includes the freedom to fall on your smug mug, so without further adieu (drat! They're so insidious!), we present The Craziest Tour de France Crashes...
CURB YOUR DOG!
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SOMEBODY FORGOT TO HAND-SIGNAL!
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SOMEBODY TRYING TO SABOTAGE LANCE! (0:41)
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HOW DO YOU SAY "CHEAT!" IN FRENCH?
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SOMEBODY CALL PETA!
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TWO WORDS: TALLER GUARDRAIL
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EFFIN' FRENCH COPS...
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THANKS, BUT NO THANKS
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YO HOMIE, YOU HIT LIKE A CYCLIST!
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A LITTLE CLOSE TO THE BARRIER, IF ABDU SAY SO MYSELF
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DON'T COUNT YOUR POULETS...
jocyn86 July 2nd, 2009 at 11:09 AM
Haha...Nice post. Fuck the French. literally they are a good looking breed
Jang July 2nd, 2009 at 08:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Some funny ass post ya'll.
Torres9 July 3rd, 2009 at 12:34 AM
The French Policeman one was the worst. Funny how he stands right back up even though his leg was broken! Horrible injuries though... The Guerini one... amazing how that sort of thing doesnt happen more often with some of the crows in the mountains. At least he got back on and still won the stage.