Ken Jeong: Illin’ Like a Villain

Ken Jeong: Illin’ Like a Villain
Ken Jeong
UNWANTED PETS
“I thought we had Buzz neutered? Obviously our vet’s a fucking hack, because Buzz fucked that Yorkie down the street. First of all, the puppies are ugly. That alone justifies me throwing them in the river. Second of all, we can’t afford it, and no, I’m not going to put these puppies on Craigslist. I just want to rest and watch Medium this weekend, OK? No one knows we have them, our kids don’t even know the puppies exist. Who’ll miss them?”

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