Ken Jeong: Illin’ Like a Villain

Ken Jeong: Illin’ Like a Villain
Ken Jeong
BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE
“My beloved grandfather in North Korea is impoverished and malnourished. It’s his dream to go to the U.S. The North Korean government won’t allow it and the American government won’t allow it either, especially this one bitch from the U.S. Embassy. A friend of mine who’s Libyan has some uranium, and now I’ve got a dirty bomb in my garage and I will destroy the U.N. if they don’t let Pop-Pop into my home. That’s all I want. I want Pop-Pop back.”

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