driver
We can't front, we love shows that highlight people's incompetency. So when we heard that the Travel Channel was developing a show called The Search for America's Worst Driver, we might have sprung a little bit of a chub.

Morons who are allowed to control thousands of pounds of metal moving at high speeds? Then failing spectacularly? Sounds like a hit! Also sounds like our usual webvideo dicking around, so we thought we'd share the wealth by showing you a few people who are prime candidates to win that show when it finally makes it to air...

SO BY "PARALLEL," YOU MEAN...?

IT'S A NICE FOUR THREE-DOOR...

YEAH, THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR TIP

CLOWN CAR

UHHH...

THE JERK

HOLY SHIT, DUDE, JUST PULL OUT ALREADY!

PROBABLY NOT THE BEST WAY TO GET OUT OF A TICKET

BROUGHT TO YOU BY JACK DANIELS