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When photographer David Bergman shot his enormous panoramic collage of the Presidential Inauguration last week, it took 220 separate shots and six and a half hours for his editing software to stitch it all together. Even more staggering, though, it brought to light information that caught us totally off-guard: Biggie is not only alive and well, he's lamping in Washington with newly-appointed Cabinet members! Don't believe us? Zoom along with us and see why the Attorney General's office is about to get a whole lot more notorious...

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A nice wide shot of the west side of the Capitol, where the dais was erected.

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Over at the right, there's Michelle. Oh, and the Clintons! All this power and influence, we're giddy just looking at it.

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Not much to report other than the contingent of dignitaries from Zamunda.

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Okay, some dude in a top hat, a Joe Biden lookalike, Obama buddy Valerie Jarrett. Nothing too specia'wait a second. Is that...sitting behind new (pending confirmation) Attorney-General Eric Holder...could it be?

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It is! Versace shades and all. We'll always love you, Poppa.