Some people expect great art to come to some grand conclusion on life, death, and the meaning of it all. All that stuff is cool, but hey—at the end of the day, we’re all just trying to get laid, too. Naturally, some of the most memorable moments in rap have been songs about getting freaky, from the bedroom to the car to the hotel to the motel to the Holiday Inn, and pretty much anywhere else you can imagine. If you’re out of ideas, Ludacris helpfully provides some creative suggestions on “What’s Your Fantasy.”
And though rap history’s riddled with interpersonal and regional clashes, if there’s one thing that unites even the most contentious of rivals—from the East Coast to the West Coast and everywhere in between—it’s the need to get nasty. Love is a beautiful thing, but there are plenty of songs dedicated to romance; sometimes, you just need to hear some raps that don’t beat around the (ahem) bush.
There are really no rules to what makes a great sex jam: from selfless cunnilingus anthems to fuck-your-feelings quickie bangers, we’re not judging how you’re trying to get down, as long as everything’s consensual and everyone leaves happy. And though hip-hop’s obviously been a male-dominated field for about as long as it’s existed, a quick spin through this list should make it abundantly clear that rapping about sex is by no means a “guy thing”—and we’re not talking rose petals and candlelight, either.
Below, we’ve compiled 50 of rap’s greatest sex anthems, spread across more than three decades. You might want to have your headphones on for this one; these tracks are definitely NSFW, unless you’ve got a remarkably tolerant office environment. Or, hey, let your freak flag fly—we’re all a little naughty by nature, anyway, right? Right.
50. Juicy J f/ 2 Chainz & Trina “Having Sex”
49. Future “Rich Sex”
48. HaSizzle “She Rode That Dick Like A Soldier”
47. Lil Wayne “Pussy Monster”
46. Rasheeda “Got That Good (My Bubble Gum)”
45. Cam’ron f/ Lil Wayne “Suck It Or Not”
44. Ghostface Killah “Stapleton Sex”
43. Killer Mike f/ Big Boi “A.D.I.D.A.S.”
42. Celly Cel “It’s Goin’ Down”
41. Eazy-E “Gimme That Nutt”
40. Geto Boys “Quickie”
39. Shawnna “Gettin’ Some”
38. Outkast “Spread”
37. Missy Elliott “Pussycat”
36. Gucci Mane, “Freaky Gurl”
35. Danny Brown “I Will”
34. Trillville ft. Cutty “Some Cut”
33. 2 Live Crew “We Want Some Pussy”
32. Petey Pablo “Freek-a-leek”
31. DJ Quik “Sweet Black Pussy”
30. Kool Keith “Sex Style”
29. Trina f/ Killer Mike “Look Back At Me”
28. Twista f/ Kanye West & Jamie Foxx “Slow Jamz”
27. TIE: Juicy J “Slob On My Knob” / La Chat “Slob On My Cat”
Album: CrazyNDaLazDayz
Label: Hypnotize Minds
Producer: Juicy J
Though Juicy J’s version came first, it’s impossible to choose between this pair of ridiculously dirty Memphis classics—so it’s a tie. Last year, G-Eazy’s “No Limit” and A$AP Ferg’s “Plain Jane” both interpolated “Slob On My Knob,” making the 1999 hit trend on Apple Music nearly two decades after it was first released. Juicy J wrote the high-energy ode to getting top when he was in 11th grade—who knew it would have so much staying power? Two years after Juicy’s original, fellow Hypnotize Minds rapper La Chat released her own female-centric version on 2001’s Murder She Spoke. “Slob On My Cat” is a crucial counterpoint; there’s just something so right about La Chat’s powerful drawl describing a MMF threesome.