Twitter’s ‘Bad B*tch’ Contest Does Not Rank Taylor Swift in First Place

What the hell is this tweet?

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Taylor Swift

Someone had the audacity to publicly propose the theory that there is no "bitch badder" than Taylor Swift. The theory landed in a tweet last month, eventually garnering enough rebuttals to land coverage in the Fader and to likely overheat the phone from which the tweet was originally sent.

Name a bitch badder than Taylor Swift 😍😛😤 pic.twitter.com/AkSyQBUIME

— Nick (@z3lIus) November 10, 2017

As this is largely an article in which I've been tasked to embed a bunch of tweeted reactions, I'll spare you further over-explaining and instead get right to it.

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— Kalee D. (@JuicyKalee) December 2, 2017

SHE IS BASIC, THE END! 🙄

— ✨Hawaiian Sophie✨ (@lionessvibes) December 3, 2017

Sally Ride pic.twitter.com/PpVWQdxyjK

— Gracie Lou Who (@WhoGracie) December 3, 2017

The cleaning lady from Family Guy pic.twitter.com/6X5mfCoJNC

— Tampa Mr. Anderson 🔥 (@soundsannon) November 11, 2017

me pic.twitter.com/lERHQrZlmy

— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) December 2, 2017

At 15, @Malala was shot in the head by the Taliban for insisting that girls had the right to an education. At 17, she became the youngest winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in history. At 18, she opened a school for Syrian refugee girls in Lebanon. https://t.co/UjPdnoqc0o

— shauna (@goldengateblond) December 3, 2017

Jennicet Gutiérrez, a Mexican Trans woman, risked jail, surveillance, and violence by entering a room full of rich cis white gays and disrupted Obama’s speech celebrating same sex marriage to advocate for undocumented people held in detention centers. https://t.co/xTFHr1YrrA

— Rubén (@xoxorubenangel) December 3, 2017

Elizabeth Freeman was the first enslaved Black person to sue for freedom & win. She ended slavery in Massachusetts. https://t.co/kAi4vxzrLY

— Mikki Kendall (@Karnythia) December 3, 2017

Martha Stewart https://t.co/WCGaLbbizO

— shofu (@shofu) December 3, 2017

During the time of partition, my family was forced to migrate to India because of their religion. The train my grandmother was in was attacked by religious fundamentalists who intended to kill. So my grandma pretended to be dead and hid amongst the dead bodies. She was 13. https://t.co/jLB4YpQgZ2

— pooh (@baajighar) December 4, 2017

Which one? Dorothy, Blanche, Rose or Sophia? https://t.co/0cYqx99A6W

— Mike Denison (@mikd33) December 4, 2017

Me? Lmfao https://t.co/Sguosve4Gv

— M ☻ (@miaramirezz22) December 4, 2017
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And there you have it.

Swift's new album Reputation, which was recently made available on streaming services, has just topped the Billboard 200 for the third week in a row. The last album to bag three weeks at the top this year was Kendrick Lamar's Album of the Year nominee Damn. Swift will take Reputation to a grimy punk club gigantic stadium near you next year, starting in Glendale, Arizona May 8.

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