Macklemore Admits He Controls His Orgasms by Staring at His Naked Justin Bieber Painting

Macklemore said he was "very proud" of the piece, which shows Bieber with a pancake dick.

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Macklemore can now last much longer in the bedroom, thanks in large part to Justin Bieber.

As many of you know, the 34-year-old Gemini artist is a proud owner of a painting that shows Bieber balancing a syrup-drenched pancake on his peen. Macklemore spoke about the piece during a recent appearance on Watch What Happens Live alongside T-Pain.

“I bought it on Etsy as a white elephant Santa gift,” he explained. “At the end of the night just stayed at my house. No one took it.”

Everything worked out in the end, however, as Macklemore now uses the painting to improve his sex life. We know: It sounds weird, but it kind of makes sense.

“I’m very proud of it, and it’s become a huge headline. It’s like, ‘Macklemore owns a naked Justin Bieber dick pancake painting,’ and it’s part of my thing now,” he said. “So it goes right above my bed and whenever I’m with my wife intimately, I can always stare at it if I want to control my orgasm—just slow it down.”

Macklemore said he has spoken to Bieber since the purchase, but they have never discussed the infamous piece.

T-Pain responded like most of us would: “I mean, that question has to be burned in [Bieber’s] brain,” he said. “If I had a picture of anybody with pancakes over their dick, that would obviously be the start of the conversation.”

You can watch the interview clip below. 

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