Song: Q-Tip "Vivrant Thing" (1999)
By the time he dropped "Vivrant Thing," Q-Tip wasn't a great rapper by any stretch, but sweet Bonita Applebum are there some atrocious lines on that song. It starts from the top: "Special girl, real good girl/Biggest thing in my itty bitty world." It manages to get worse by the end: "Rap slate like big weight/You buy, I sell, we split big cake." And then in the middle there's the aforementioned "Sweeter than Ben & Jerry's" poetry. And to think, this was once the Best Rapper Alive.