First daughters: they're just like us.
In the non-scandal that's apparently rocking the political world, Malia Obama was spotted at Lollapalooza smoking something that looks a lot like a joint in a video obtained by Radar Online. An 18-year old NARC named Jerrdin Selwyn ran to the site to say that she saw Malia smoking pot during Bryson Tiller's set. "I caught Malia smoking pot and I have the pictures to prove it," Selwyn said. "You could smell the marijuana smoke. I saw some young guy hand her a cigarette and she took at least one hit on it. She had it in her hand for about one minute, then gave it back to him.”
To give Malia the benefit of the doubt, what concert in history hasn't smelled strongly of marijuana pretty much everywhere?
Her dad—who let's remind ourselves, turned out to be the President of the United States—has discussed his own past marijuana use when he was around her age pretty openly. He's since come around though, recently saying "I've told my daughters I think it's a bad idea, a waste of time, not very healthy... As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice, not very different from the cigarettes that I smoked as a young person up through a big chunk of my adult life.”
How will the nation ever recover from someone who isn't an elected politician maybe taking a hit of a drug that should probably be legal anyway? Stay tuned for 9 months of wall-to-wall Fox News coverage to find out.
