Last night’s episode of Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta kicked off with the show’s strangest couple: Kirk and Rasheeda. Kirk blindfolded Rasheeda and surprised her with a trip to the space in “the hottest mall in Atlanta” that will soon be her own store. After embarrassing her for multiple seasons on this show, it’s the least he could do. Rasheeda was so impressed by his actions, so I suppose all is forgiven until the next season when he pulls some other shit on her.
We know how I feel about talking about these two at length, so shall I proceed? This is the part where you shout “Yes, indeed!” That is, if you’re real.
After those few moments of Frost-flavored bliss, we moved to the crux of last night’s episode: Chaos. Most notably chaos in Momma Dee’s palace.
Scrappy got an emergency text from his sister, who is still fed up with her mother for renewing a relationship with Ernest. She informs Scrappy that Momma Dee’s wedding is happening much sooner than he thinks. Scrappy is surprised to learn not only this fun fact, but the fact that Momma Dee extended an invite to both Erica and The Bam to be bridesmaids (or “bridemade” as it's said by numerous Atlanta-based reality stars).
Here’s the thing I don’t get about Scrappy. Not so long ago was he revealing that he didn’t know what was going on in the life of his girlfriend. Now, he has no clue about what his mom has been up to. Scrappy, maybe it’s you, playboy. Unfortunately, Scrappy didn’t seem too happy about this development, opting instead to tell his mom that if Erica is a part of the wedding, he will not be in attendance.
His pettiness is rooted in his problem with Erica taking him to court for child support. Sir, if you’re not paying up, what do you expect Erica to do? As she’s made abundantly clear for a smooth two seasons (at least) now, she’s trying to work with you. Cut the check, save on legal fees. I don’t understand why Scrappy continues to make problems much bigger than they ever need to be.
Following the threat, Momma Dee had a sit down with Erica and informed her of the news. It did not end up in a brawl. I’m very proud of them both. You have no idea. If anything, they seem to have bonded over shared frustrations with Scrappy’s behavior. It’s a shame Sen. Chuck Schumer doesn’t watch Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta (to my knowledge). I think Momma Dee and Erica’s peace accord would sway his judgment on the Iran deal.
If I were Momma Dee, I would forbid my kids from reciting the line, “I’m a pimp by blood, not relation.” I know they are just looking out for their mom’s best interest, but if the woman wants the man she put in jail for stealing from her kids back in her life, she’s obviously put some serious thought and strokes into the decision. Let love, let live.
It’s a shame Sen. Chuck Schumer doesn’t watch Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta. I think Momma Dee and Erica’s peace accord would sway his judgment on the Iran deal.
Their wedding will be next week. I assume Momma Dee’s first dance will be to her own song, but I do have a suggestion for the second dance: Ja Rule’s “Thug Lovin’” featuring Bobby Brown. I dare you to tell me that’s not the perfect song for these two. I bet they’ll have some classy version of hot wings at the reception, too. I’m a little sad that I wasn’t invited. My heart will go on, Celine.
As for the other antics, Joseline and Stevie are still somewhat bothered with each other. During a farewell fishing trip with the fellas, Stevie J learned that Joseline worked with some producers he knows. I don’t get exactly why that is surprising or upsetting. While Stevie is trying to catch catfish with the crew, Joseline was having meetings with event planning company Gayborhood for a headline performance. You see, no matter what Stevie is doing or not doing for her, the Puerto Rican Princess is going to keep on working.
During their meeting, Joseline revealed her own family’s intolerance of her bisexuality as a younger Puerto Rican princess. She acknowledged how distraught this made her, but did note, “I never thought about killing myself ‘cause I thought I was too cute.” Even when she’s vulnerable, Joseline will still let you know she is the baddest boosh. I can’t wait for her OWN series in five years.
We will have to wait and see Joseline’s performance, but last night we did get one from Jessica Dime. Yeah, I don’t care either, but let me finish it out, okay? Mimi set up Jessica with a showcase, only Jessica is mad at Mimi for getting Tiffany Fox studio time with big name producers and not her. Jessica has one song that people know of and it’s not very good. She acts an ass (one as big as hers) in sessions with the very kind of producers she wants to meet, and yet, is surprised that someone more seasoned is attracting more attention from those in the music industry.
No shade, but is she that entitled or did she not finish high school?
In any event, Jessica thought to enact payback by way of a performance with Margeaux. I guess Mimi was supposed to be upset at the sight of her ex-boyfriend’s wife on stage with her would be signee. That’s Meek Mill-level of weak-ass disses. What Jessica did not know is that Mimi actually got Stevie J to come and experience her in a setting outside of having sex with Joseline Hernandez. You know, the very guy she keeps ranting about wanting to record with. Yeah, him.
Jessica Dime will never be K. Michelle if she keeps that bullshit up. Until next time, folks.
Michael Arceneaux hails from Houston, lives in Harlem, and praises Beyoncé’s name wherever he goes. Follow him@youngsinick.
