White People Aren't Handling Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton's Divorce Very Well

Everyone is sad!

Jul 20, 2015
instagram.com

If you didn't know, earlier today, country music power couple Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton announced that they plan to file for divorce after four years of marriage. While this didn't really move the needle for most, people on Twitter—#CountryMusicTwitter—are freaking out. It's ok everyone, we're sure some fire country music breakup songs will come out of this divorce, or at the very least, Blake will go on a Charlie Sheen-like party streak for the ages.

We're down for whatever! 

If I was Blake Shelton I would have the National Guard on standby at my house for the next few weeks

— Mike Aker 🏁🦌🇺🇸⚾️🏈 (@AkeNbake9) July 20, 2015

I guess Blake Shelton did only love her for her big sunglasses and her Tony Lama's....

— McKenzie Springer (@kenzieeB) July 20, 2015

Blake Shelton & Miranda Lambert will write competing songs about their lyin' cheatin' stealin' thievin' whiskey-drinkin' exes. #yeehaw.

— Cass (@PPolly721) July 20, 2015

My heart breaks hearing Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert have split... 💔 loved them! #BlakeAndMiranda #country

— Ashley Blake (@ashleyblakeblog) July 20, 2015

People are shocked Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are divorcing when their relationship started while he was married to someone else?

— Shayna (@ShayyWoww) July 20, 2015

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert aren't together anymore? NOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭

— bethany ♡ (@bethhh_pence) July 20, 2015

Ok well if Blake Shelton & Miranda Lambert divorce then there is no hope for relationships 😓

— Jamie Portillo (@Jamieeportillo) July 20, 2015

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are getting a divorce. Everything is officially a lie.

— Hayley Howell (@Haymacck) July 20, 2015
MusicBlake SheltonMiranda LambertTwitterNews

Latest in Music