'New York Times' Contributor Slim Thug Messed Up His Credit By Having Sex With His Real Estate Agent

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Well, this is interesting. Slim Thug penned an op-ed in the "Your Money" section of the New York Times titled "Slim Thug’s Real Estate Game Plan, Dashed by a Dalliance." In the short clip, Thug says that five years ago, he was living in a five-bedroom crib down in Houston and wanted to sell his house to buy another one. "While planning this business move, I heard about an opportunity the Obama administration was offering that would assist homeowners with short-sale deals, where the lender settles for a sale price below the amount owed on the mortgage," he wrote. So, he found an agent.

They say "don't shit where you eat" and Thug did just that. He started having sex with his real estate agent and after some time, obviously things got weird. Then, the deadline expired for the program and he ended up in foreclosure. In short, sex ended up fucking up Slim Thug's credit. And that's the end of the story, which you can read, in full over at the New York Times right now. Seems like life isn't too bad for the boss, though: 

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Came a long way but still got a longggggggggggg way to go #BOSSLIFE

A photo posted by Slim Thug (@hogglife101) on Mar 25, 2015 at 11:07am PDT

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