Justin Bieber Attempted to Shmoney Dance in a Power Rangers Costume

Justin Bieber took to Instagram to flex his Halloween costume and Shmoney Dance skills.

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Justin Bieber's last Shmoney Dance attempt was rather weak. For a kid who's probably spent over 10,000 hours dancing by now, the rigidity in his form is a bit disappointing. In the above video, he's undoubtedly turning up and feeling himself, but the boy's Shmoney Dance is damned stiff. Not only that, but he's Justin freaking Bieber. You'd think a kid who's so clearly is out of fucks to give would bust the best Shmoney Dance, right?

Observe how Bobby Shmurda's fucks/give ratio is consistent with the height of his hat. It's on the ground. It's remaining there. That's not changing—Shmurda's already loosened up and ready to get down.

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Maybe Bieber's (admittedly) dope Power Rangers costume cut off some movement in his arms. Maybe he's too obsessed with steadily moving with the pace of "Hot Friend"'s measured beat. I don't know.

I do know that 3M  in the club on Halloween is definitely the move though, so +1 to Bieber's cuffs. 

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