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Don't ever fuck with someone's car. Whether you're in highway traffic or you're outside of a bar, a person's car is not to be touched, leaned on, or hit. So, why in the Lord's name would a paparazzo think it was smart to even get near Diddy's Maybach?
According to TMZ, Diddy was leaving Mr. Chow in L.A. and, obviously, paparazzi swarmed around him. One of the photographers got a little too ambitious and accidently scratched Diddy's Maybach while trying to get the perfect shot. Diddy had some words for the culprit, and for a moment it looked like the dude was going to shit his pants. This photographer kind of got off easy, though. He's lucky Diddy didn't hit him with the Kanye West paparazzi combo and then get jiggy while he was on the ground crying. There are a lot of others ways this could have played out, bro. Count your blessings.
