Post-wisdom teeth, drug-induced surgery videos are never not hilarious, but when the patient is crying because she didn't wake up as Nicki Minaj, it's especially entertaining. Not only did she want to wake up as Nicki, but she specifically showed disdain that she didn't wake up having Nicki's butt or face, saying that she paid a lot of for the surgery, proclaiming the obvious: she is still indeed a white female. First world problems if we've ever seen them. Watch the five-minute video above and instantly add some joy to your day.