Forget what the fearmongers tell you, rap is in a great place. That said, not everything is great. Every day we hear a line, or an entire song, that makes us take off our headphones and shake our heads. The game is saturated, yes, but that's not an excuse for poor execution, lack of creativity, and bad judgement calls that lead to a dud of an idea in lyric form. Whether it was Jay Z's poor metaphor about lacrosse or Tyga's ridiculous reference to an innocent Disney character, rappers made an impact in the worst way. Here are The Worst Rap Lines of 2014 (So Far). Forgive, but never forget.
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"Trayvon Martin, I'm never missing my target."
Song: Rick Ross "Blk & Wht"
Album: Mastermind
Producer: D-Rich
Label: MMG/Slip-n-Slide/Def Jam
As if the lyric wasn't bad enough, Rick Ross attempted to double back and clarify what he was trying to say after receiving so much backlash for the line. "I'm reminding people that if you're a black person or a person of any color for that matter in this country, you have to be accurate."
What?
"Beat it with the left, beat it with the right/Im'a knock the pussy out like fight night."
Song: Takeoff on Migos' "Fight Night"
Album: No Label 2
Producer: Stack Boy Twaun
Label: Quality Control Music
Life hack: Always do the exact opposite of what Takeoff suggests in his rhymes. You'll be a better person for it.
"You with Aladdin bet I got a magic carpet for that ass."
Song: Tyga "Hookah
Album: The Gold Album: 18th Dynasty
Producer: London On Da Track
Label: Young Money/Cash Money/Republic
Can Disney characters file restraining orders? If so, Princess Jasmine may need to get on that ASAP.
"Banana bird fists looks like panda piss."
Song: RiFF RAFF "Wetter Than Tsunami"
Album: NEON iCON
Producer: Raf Riley
Label: Mad Decent
You're better off not fact-checking this absurd statement. Take it from us.
"Hey, I'm on the top just like toupee/Hey, I'm in her mouth just like toothpaste."
Song: Rich Homie Quan on "Lifestyle"
Album: N/A
Producer: London On Da Track
Label: Cash Money/Republic
Brushing your teeth will never be the same.
"For you I'll go to church and get baptized/Girl, your body drive me crazy like a cab ride in Manhattan."
Song: Cyhi The Prynce "Coretta"
Album: Black Hystori Project
Producer: TEC BEATZ, Jeff Leahr
Label: G.O.O.D. Music
What's worse? Turning into a simp, or comparing your girl's body to a cab ride?
"Oh yea, you know the business/I swear that pussy is the business/Might give your ass the business."
Song: Wiz Khalifa "OUY"
Album: 28 Grams
Producer: Sonny Digital
Label: Taylor Gang/Rostrum
Hopefully Wiz isn't pitching this "business" to investors.
"Haters wanna ball, let me tighten up my draw string/Wrong sport, boy, you know you're as soft as the lacrosse team."
"Money machine at the bank, I just made me a deposit/Fucked that bitch right on the sink/Is it the pussy or is it the faucet?"
Song: 2 Chainz "Crib in My Closet"
Album: Freebase EP
Producer: Metro Boomin, 808 Mafia
Label: The Real University
In all seriousness, Tity Boi's girl might need to get that checked.
"I hope that thang so good, make me thinkin' about drinking your bath water."
Song: Plies on John Legend's "All of Me (Remix)"
Album: N/A
Producer: Dave Tozer, John Legend
Label: N/A
