"Porktrack" Is a Site That Guesses What Song You May Have Been Conceived To

Let's breakdown how they figure this out.

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Have you ever wondered what song your parents were having sex to when you were conceived? If the answer is no, we're sorry. If the answer is yes, then here is a site that vaguely estimates what song you were conceived to, and it's called calledPorktrack.

It's pretty unrealistic and even the site's FAQ section explains that, but here's how it breaks down:

Porktrack uses the Billboard Hot 100 song for the week of your estimated conception—so, if you were parents are early hipsters or didn't listen to mainstream music, this site is not for you. If your parents are, in fact, pretty basic music consumers—and love mainstream everything—then, chances are this is almost right. 

As the site explains, your "date of conception" is essentially just your submitted birth date, subtracted by 40 weeks, then the site adds or subtracts whatever you put in if you check the "peculiar birth box." 

Actually, head over to the site and read their explanation because it is hilarious and they use GIFs to answer questions.

For what it's worth, Porktrack says I was conceived to "Sweet Child O' Mine." If yours is better than that, let us know in the comments.

[via Porktrack]

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