Album: Eternal

So Ron Isley walks into his crib at 2 a.m. (where were YOU at, bruh?), and doesn't hear his woman sexing some other guy until she starts saying something about dude being "contagious," and that he should give her what he's got? Then this weirdo replies back, asking her to drive him wild? And what's deep is if you weren't a fan of R. Kelly or Ron Isley, you wouldn't know a thing about this Mr. Biggs character, but they definitely have a full-on musical in the middle, talking back and forth in song! And why is R. Kelly always creeping on Mr. Biggs' girls?

The best part is when his girl shouts his name, he hits her so quick with the "SHUT UP!" We're not sure if this was supposed to be a comedy, but it's nothing but jokes, and practically birthed the "Trapped in the Closet" series. —khal