Album: Rated Next

"I wonder if she can tell I'm hard right now. Hmm." Chances are, she can probably tell, Next. The fact that this topped the U.S. Hot 100 and R&B charts—and went platinum—says more about our culture than the actual decency of Next.

At first listen, it sounds like the trio is actually saying "you're making it hard for me" not to want you, but they're actually talking about getting a boner while grinding on a girl's ass in the club. You have to give it to them—they're being extremely honest and up front, but, really, this entire song is about hiding a hard-on. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.

Like, do you even want any of the D after hearing, "I feel a little poke comin' through on you?" Probably not. No one wants a "little poke." Lauren Nostro