One thing we've learned listening to rap and R&B over the past decade or so is that, rappers and singers don't just have sex—they "beat the pussy up." On YG's new album, My Krazy Life, TeeFlii sings, "You scared, I ain’t scared to beat the pussy up." On "Can't Get Enough" J. Cole memorably claimed, "I’ll beat the pussy up, that’s the hook right thurr!"
And let's not even get into Lil Wayne's bottomless well of pussy related rap lyrics. Especially because last year Lil Wayne walked right some controversy by rapping, "Beat that pussy up like Emmett Till" on Future's "Karate Chop (Remix)" which was not only tasteless but also cost him an endorsement deal. It's just a classic case of When Keeping It Disgusting Costs You Millions of Dollars.
There isn't a slideshow long enough to entail every "beat the pussy up" line, but here are 10 Ridiculous "Beat it Up" Lyrics.
Written by Insanul Ahmed (@Incilin) and Henry Green (@jvathlete)
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"Beat that pussy up, beat it down, til your head explode." - Maino ("Beat That Pussy")
We kinda would have preferred if Maino just said, "I beat the pussy up like I beat up your favorite rapper." Missed opportunities.
"Beat it like a boxer/Eat it like a lobster." - Trey Songz ("Wait")
This is Trey's version of Surf & Turf.
"I beat that pussy like production/or like Rocky beat the Russian/or like Jordan beat the buzzer." - Lil Wayne ("Fuckin Problems")
Wayne took time off from the important work he's doing over at Trukfit to give you three straight "beat the pussy" lines. It was possibly his greatest act of generosity since the time he created Lil Twist's career.
"I beat that pussy like it stole something." - DJ Paul ("Still Gettin My Dick")
What'd you expect from a song called "Still Getting My Dick," tho?
"On sight, catch a charge I might/Beat the box up like Mike, in 97 I bite." - Jay Z ("Drunk In Love")
Wait, wait, wait, saying you'll beat it up is one thing, but biting it? Hov needs to put down the D'Usse.
"You know I beat the pussy up like them Dre Beats." - French Montana ("Ballin")
So we guess having sex with French Montana is a lot like that scene in Private Parts where the girl orgasms off that speaker.
"Beat it with the left, beat it with the right/I'mma knock that pussy out like fight night." - Takeoff ("Fight Night")
Next time you're in a bar, rap this to a girl using the Migos flow. Actually, no, don't do that.
"She said she like it rough, so I beat it up, pussy punch." - Tyga ("Like Me")
Just remember: Tyga once made a song called "Coconut Juice."
"Hit the skins til you tell me to stop/Beat it up so bad, shorty you gon' have to run and tell the cops." - Silkk The Shocker ("Go Down")
"I beat the pussy, Django." - R. Kelly ("My Story")
You may say 47 is too old to be singing about beating the pussy. And you'd be right.