Ever seen an Action Bronson show? They're full-body experiences, the type of setting where Bronsolino picks up a wheelchair-bound fan and drapes him over his shoulders for a couple of songs; where he bodyslams someone who jumps onstage, where he bulldozes through the crowd like a bear gone wild. Miguel hit a girl with a legdrop while jumping between platforms at the Billboard Awards this year. That's too easy, though. They both like drugs. There's got to be more, though, right? How about: because there's no way Kelly Clarkson knows who Action Bronson is. There.