"I'm so happy you're here, because we've had guest DJs before, but they're not really DJs, but you're actually a real DJ." Yeah, that's Ellen DeGeneres talking to Paris Hilton about being a "real DJ" during her recent "guest DJ" appearance on Ellen. And that wasn't the "joke" part of their interaction. She kids about "foam parties" and being "BFFs," but come on. A real DJ? This is real life. We're just glad Paris had enough time to take a selfie during her "mix."