Dance music occupies a truly weird space in modern culture. Not too many things can be seen as both super cool and unabashedly nerdy like EDM is, especially when you take a real hard look at how cool ravers can feel held up against their Internet devotion to a particular song or genre. Well, the WWE can be. Professional wrestling might occupy a similar space, especially when you factor in the suspension of disbelief that wrestling fans have over a product that's definitely scripted. And to be fair, the worlds of dance music and professional wrestling have intertwined a few times, from WCW stars like Disco Inferno and Alex Wright or the Midnight Express using Giorgio Moroder's "The Chase" to the WWE using Skrillex's "Cinema" remix to promote their ill-fated channel.
Now we're not saying that Vince McMahon needs to come up with a new character that's a raver and/or DJ, but we won't be surprised if the theme songs that the WWE superstars use won't get a 2013 (2014?) EDM update. If Vince knows anything, he always strives to be hip... but ends up being a little late. In an effort to help get the ball rolling, here are a few themes we thing could be flipped into huge EDM bangers, with the prodcers we feel could make them work. Rave on, rassler.