The 20 Funniest Things Rappers Have Ever Said (Not In a Rap Song)

Are rappers stand-up guys or stand-up comedians?

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We all know rappers say the darndest things on their songs, but sometimes they save their most mind-boggling quotables for outside of the booth. One could argue that the hilarity and foolishness uttered by rappers in interviews and public appearances are simply a part of their shtick—performance art, if you will. And as the audience, we certainly appreciate and encourage their ability to amuse us, whether it's intentionally or not. For your entertainment, we found The 20 Funniest Things Rappers Have Said (Not In a Rap Song).

Written by Nick Sella @therealnsella & Brian Brooks @Brianbrooks336

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"Big up to Flex. Stop taking so much cizock in his mizouth." - Nas

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"We be sticking pill up girl's booty, too!" - Lil Boosie

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"Just get a regular word. What the f**k is a Google?" - DMX

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"I am a gangster, Ms. Katie." - Lil Wayne

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"I put you in my kufi category. Off with your kufi." - Jim Jones

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"We don't f**k with you musically." - Kid Cudi

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"CURTISSSS" - Cam'ron

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"We got food stamps. Glad to get the food stamps. Why wouldn't you want to get free money?" - Ol' Dirty Bastard

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"Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you. I'ma let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!" - Kanye West

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"Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Keep a tight a**, buddy." - Fat Joe

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"U MAAAAAD" - Cam'ron

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"One [groupie] took a shit and didn't wipe her f**king a**. I wake up smelling s**t. I go into the bathroom to take a piss, and see some big-a** logs of s**t, but no toilet tissue in there." - DMX

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DMX is known for doing some crazy shit, but taking a groupie back to your room who takes a shit and doesn't wipe? C'mon dog. Your instinct didn't tell you this chick didn't have the simplest bathroom etiquette? X told Complex this memorable moment back in 2008 and since then his career has been, well, in the toilet.

Sidebar: DJ Kay Slay definitely wasn't surprised. He knows all about X and the company he keeps.

"Go f**king paint a house!" - Prodigy

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"Is that you, Betha?" - Jim Jones

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"It doesn't sound anything like 'Under Pressure.'" - Vanilla Ice

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"I wanted some chicken because I'm black so you know I like chicken a lot." - Kanye West

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"It's a shower that's lit by all LED lights. It has 10 jets, an overhead, and it sprays out lavender or whatever scents you want. It's something I've always wanted." - Drake

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"If I was born behind a desk, boy, you should just have killed me. It's kind of like a nigga with no d**k living in the Playboy mansion." - Lil Wayne

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"His name is Barack?! What the f**k is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa? What the f**k?! That ain't no f**kin' name, yo. That ain't that ni**a's name. You can't be serious." -DMX

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"Back to you, Hervis." - Rick Ross

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