"If I was born behind a desk, boy, you should just have killed me. It's kind of like a nigga with no d**k living in the Playboy mansion." - Lil Wayne
What a profound analogy. According to the rapper, a life behind a desk is a life not worth living. However, a dick-less Wayne in the Playboy mansion is the cruelest form of torture one can possibly imagine. We should all appreciate Wayne for taking advantage of his various talents. However, we totally live beind a desk and it's really not that bad.