The 20 Most Hilarious Lines from 2 Chainz's "B.O.A.T.S. II: Me Time"

Tity Boi has some comedic gold on his newest project.

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2 Chainz's trademark has, in part, been his outlandish punchline raps. His most famous line is probably from "Spend It" when he says, "I'll take your wife, give her back/Nine months after that, SIMILAC!" But he's also got just catchy lines, like on "Mercy" when he said, "I'm drunk and high at the same time/Drinking champagne on the airplane." Sadly, when his solo debut album Based on a T.R.U. Story dropped, we were disappointed to find out it didn't have as many amazing lines as we're used to from Chainz, even though there was still plenty of talk about stealing your girl. 

But he's getting a second chance: Chainz new album B.O.A.T.S. II: Me Time drops on Tuesday. We managed to get our hands on it and give it a listen. While the project is definitely a step up, musically, from his last album, he's also in peak comedic form. Call him rap game Rodney Dangerfield, because he is absolutely killing the one liners. Whether he’s teasing his (hopefully real) iTrap app or shouting out his own body parts and other inanimate objects, Chainz raps some pretty hilarious one-liners this time around.

Here are the 20 Most Hilarious Lines Off Of 2 Chainz’s B.O.A.T.S II: Me Time.

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"I'm rich, like Lionel/I get head like Rhino."

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"I don't care if she modeling, long as she swallowing/Bitches around my crib, got hoes all on my ottoman."

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"Life ain't no arcade/Now I got more 9s than the 4th grade."

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"And that's ratchet, huh?/Her ass so big it look like she's trynna walk backwards, bruh."

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"Them niggas can't even ball but front on you, them niggas lame/I hope you get testicular cancer in the brain."

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"Yeah I'm at the club, I got strippers at my table/I call doing the 69 a favor for a favor."

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"I'm getting to the monies with an apostrophe/Fucked her on a pile of clothes now she a closet freak."

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"Guns on me like I used to/I'll fuck ya ass on YouTube/A million views!"

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"Tryna do a split yeah, oh shit yeah/Can you do a split yeah, on a dick yeah/You can't do it with a dick, can you?/You can't do it like that with a dick, can you?"

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"Have Drake sing a song just to get her pussy wet/Then I take her to the crib/Man fuck that bitch right on the step."

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"Will jump a nigga like a chessboard/Do a drive by while you're riding on your skateboard."

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"Bust a nut on her, tell her that's a load off/Shorty ass soft, like a Nerf ball."

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"I get high and I fly past, I don't know nothing 'bout iChat/I work in this iPhone they need an app called iTrap."

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"Bought a new crib just to fuck you in/Bought a new crib just to fuck you in/Bought a new crib just to fuck you in."

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"Shawty pussy hair shaved off and she did it just for me, nigga/Would skip you like a spacebar, but I much rather delete niggas."

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"I'm raw, talking California Rolls/Smoking California weed with California hoes."

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"Billie Jean red leather same color Red Lobster."

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"Young whippersnapper, I might eat that snapper/Got a yellow bitch, gotta whip them at ya."

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"If I die tonight, you gone see some flicks in Ghosta/I'm the man in my city, same thing in South Dakota."

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"My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?"/My stove deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, stove?""

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