From: Ghostface Killah "Maxine" (2001)

Who They Were: A few months ago, we referred to "Maxine" as Ghostface's funniest story ever. And we're going to stick to that assessment thanks to Maxine, one of the drug fiends in the song who helps kill her supplier, Mooney. She does have some help—specifically from her kids who help throw Mooney out a window—but Maxine started the beatdown off by pouring a pot of hot grits on him. Trust us, it's funnier than it sounds.

Where Are They Now? At the end of "Maxine," Ghost mentioned that the cops never showed up when Mooney got thrown out of the window. So Maxine probably didn't get hauled off to jail for killing him. We're guessing she works for the DMV.