50 Things Drake Has Been Compared To in WorldStarHipHop Comments

People really had to do this to Drake, huh?

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No matter how many number hit singles he has, no matter how good his albums are, and no matter how much respect he gets from most of his peers, people will always find a way to make fun of Drake. Deep in the bowels of the WorldStarHipHop comment section, some innovative commentors have found a way to make the pastime of shitting on Aubrey into an artform. While we've already broken down how many of the reasons people have for hatting Drake are foolish, these comments are too excellent to be criticized. Instead, they must be celebrated. That's why we bring you the 50 Things Drake Has Been Compared to in WorldStarHipHop Comments. 

Written by Max Goldberg (@goopygold) and Nick Sella (@therealnsella)

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C'mon, guys. C'mon.

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He luvs dem strippers, like, really luvs them.

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That text is the prequel to "Marvin's Room"

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"How you feel how you feel how you feel?"

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That's a very specific target demo for Aubrey.

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"Am I the only 23-year-old Happy Meal connoisseur?"

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Drake is all about her happiness, is that so bad?

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Just like his mother taught him.

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We'd do the same if we found out we had to go second.

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We're sure he would leave the most emotional note ever.

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His time as Wheelchair Jimmy taught Drake about the importance of taking care of your feet.

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Just trying to put on for his culture.

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Is Drake SpongeBob or Patrick in this scenario?

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Respect for police always has been pretty popular in hip-hop, right?

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Drake is the anti-Tom Dubois

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This is about as meta as WSHH comments get.

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This gif says it all.

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Drizzy just can't handle the pain that comes with getting smacked in 2K.

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Makes it easier to remember everyone on YMCMB.

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Nine West does sound like something Drake would rap about.

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The question is if it's a Disney character night light. If so, that's cool.

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This one might actually be meant for Wayne.

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His eyes are up here, ladies.

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But does he hit the high notes while doing so?

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Drake would be WAY cooler if he was a thief, we guess?

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Umm...

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Still better than Papoose.

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Drake does stay down from day one.

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He would most likely end this text with a winky face. Just a guess though.

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Too far.

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The light skin Tom Cruise.

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Aubrey wants to know where your bathroom pass is.

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HYFR.

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You always remember your first time.

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It just happens to be his favorite show.

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It was the best he ever had.

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Better that than a styrofoam cup...

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Nobody puts their hands on Aubrey!

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That's just terrible guys.

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Well he's not going to pick up Chris Brown's new album...

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"The fro is soooo in right now!"

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And to think, everyone thought they were beefing a few months back.

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Guess he deserved it?

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No new friends allowed though.

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"I'm on one."

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Man, ya act like ice cream isn't delicious.

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Turn down? For what?

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That won't get him any street cred.

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We wouldn't be suprised if he said this when he eats chicken fingers either.

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Basically.

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