Potential rap name(s): Slick Disick, Lord Disick
Potential album name: Is This Too Blunt?
Suggested producer: Kanye West

It's hard to believe Scott Disick isn't already a rapper. He dresses great, has a Kardashian on his arm, and is nearly as full of himself as his new BFF Kanye. Why didn't he get a verse on Yeezus?