Potential rap name(s): Super Mario
Potential album name: Why Always Me?
Suggested producer: Devon Gallaspy (Producer of "All Gold Everything")

Who cares if he can actually spit? Gimmick rappers are at their highest demand right now. If Trinidad James, Kreayshawn, and Riff Raff can stay semi-relevant then Mario shouldn't have trouble. The Italian's hijinks are on point.