No matter how small you think your audience is, David Guetta sees you. When you write fake articles about him dropping self-help CDs for his fabled phobia of dancing, he reads them. And while he hasn't said word one about Frankie Knuckles' comments on him being the Milli Vanilli of EDM, Guetta took to Twitter earlier today to ponder about the timing of the Wunderground article with the current DJ Mag Top 100 DJs poll (which might not matter anyways). Guetta says that he didn't want to promote himself for the DJ Mag poll, but you haters made him feel like he should implore you to vote.

Take that, haters.