You can find anything on the internet. In fact, as we've all learned over and over and over again a million times by now, you can find things that you would have never wanted to find in the first place. Well, that happened to us again this past week, when were scrolling through Spotify's "discover" function. We came across something surprising. Something shocking. Something a little disturbing. But, frankly, something incredible. We'll share it with you, since that's what the internet is for, sharing things. Check this out: Carlos Danger's Late Night Play List.
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Big Daddy Kane f/ Scoob Lover, Sauce Money, Shyheim, Jay-Z, Ol' Dirty Bastard "Show and Prove" (1994)
Ying Yang Twins "Wait (The Whisper Song)" (2005)
Producer: Mr. Collipark
Album: U.S.A. (United States of Atlanta)
Weineriest line: "Wait til you see my dick..."
Kanye West f/ Pusha-T "Runaway" (2010)
Producer: Kanye West, Emile, Jeff Bhasker, Mike Dean
Album: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Weineriest line: "I sent this girl a picture of my dick."
4. Mystikal f/ Nivea "Danger (Been So Long)" (2004)
Producer: The Neptunes
Album: Let's Get Ready
Weineriest line: "Put it together, deliver it, make them feel it."
Bob Dylan "Song to Woody" (1962)
Producer: John Hammond
Album: Bob Dylan
Weineriest line: "Hey hey, Woody Guthrie, I wrote you a song/About a funny old world that's coming along."
Chuck Berry "My Ding-a-Ling" (1972)
Producer: Esmond Edwards
Album: The London Chuck Berry Sessions
Weineriest line: "I wanna play with my ding-a-ling."
Daft Punk "Digital Love" (2004)
Producer: Daft Punk
Album: Discovery
Weineriest line: "There's nothing wrong with just a little little fun."
Kris Kristofferson "You Show Me Yours (And I'll Show You Mine)" (1976)
Producer: David Anderle
Album: Surreal Thing
Weineriest line: "Darling, a view ain't a thing but a change in direction."
Too $hort f/ Dom Kennedy & Beeda Weeda "Playa Fo Life" (2012)
Producer: Rob-E
Album: No Trespassing
Weineriest line: "Playa fo' life/I ain't thinkin of wife."
Usher "I.F.U." (2012)
Producer: Wansel, Whitfield, Flippa
Album: Looking 4 Myself
Weineriest line: "I think sex was made for strangers."
Chingy "One Call Away" (2003)
Producer: The Trackstarz
Album: Jackpot
Weineriest line: "It was weird how we met, huh?"
Adina Howard "Freak Like Me" (1995)
Producer: Mass Order
Album: Do You Wanna Ride?
Weineriest line: "I'm packing all the flavor you need."
Soulja Boy f/ Sammie "Kiss Me Thru The Phone" (2008)
Producer: Jim Jonsin
Album: iSouljaBoyTellEm
Weineriest line: "I really wanna kiss you but I can't."
C-Side f/ Jazze Pha "Myspace Freak" (2006)
Producer: Stonewall & Jazze Pha
Album: Class in Session: The Boyfriend/Girlfriend EP
Weineriest line: "Hold up shawty. Tell me, where do I know you from?"
50 Cent f/ Justin Timberlake & Timbaland "Ayo Technology" (2007)
Producer: Timbaland & Danja
Album: Curtis
Weineriest line: "Something special, unforgettable."
Ginuwine "Pony" (1996)
Producer: Timbaland
Album: Ginuwine...The Bachelor
Weineriest line: "If we're gonna get nasty, baby/First we'll show and tell..."
Kenny Loggins "Danger Zone" (1986)
Producer: Giorgio Moroder
Album: Top Gun Soundtrack
Weineriest line: "You'll never know what you can do/Until you get it up as high as you can go."
Cece Peniston "Finally" (1992)
Producer: Felipe Delgado
Album: Finally
Weineriest line: "Finally it has happened to me, right in front of my face."
Peter Gabriel "Sledgehammer" (1986)
Silk "Freak Me" (1992)
Producer: Keith Sweat, T.H.
Album: Lose Control
Weineriest line: "Take off what you cherish most/'Cuz when I brag I like to brag and boast."
Schoolboy Q "Sexting" (2012)
Producer: DJ Dahi
Album: Habits and Contradictions
Weineriest line: "At my crib, I'm flexin' flexin..."
Mickey Avalon "My Dick" (2006)
Producer: Cisco Adler
Album: Mickey Avalon
Weineriest line: "My dick/Been there, done that."
