Rikers Island certainly fits the "historic" criteria as its been the home for New York City's finest criminals since 1932, but is that enough? What about the facilities? I don't think Mother Jones would have chosen Rikers had she been consulted on this matter because she ranked Rikers among the worst prisons in the nation. So they might need to do some upgrades before they set up lasers and LEDs. While we're at it, we'll eliminate Singsing and Attica from the list of potential spots. This one idea is probably best left where we found it unless we can bring in Michael Bay to direct a sequel to his critically acclaimed dramatic film, The Rock.