Recently, Jay-Z took to twitter and announced some "#NewRules" about the rap game.
If 1 Million records gets SOLD and billboard doesnt report it, did it happen? Ha. #newrules #magnacartaholygrail Platinum!!! VII IV XIII
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) June 17, 2013
Kanye West "lead single" projected on buildings worldwide #newrules #magnacartaholygrail
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) June 17, 2013
J Cole app for listening session. Don't talk just listen..#newrules
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) June 17, 2013
Where did he come up with these "new rules"? Need you even ask? Illuminati headquarters, of course. We were interested in learning what other order might be coming down the pike, so we sent a hummingbird drone in through their windows and discovered some VERY INTERESTING information. Get ready for the New World Order. These are the #NewRules: The Real Rules of Rap in 2013.
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