LL Cool J "American Girl" (2008)
Album: Exit 13
Label: Def Jam
"Accidental Racist" may have recently revealed that LL's understanding of our country's history leaves something to be desired. But that's nothing compared to this clueless attempt to celebrate the women of our great nation over a cheeseball marching band beat on his final Def Jam album, 2009's Exit 13. "Way back in 1776/Who would've thought we would have these chicks?/Some kinda slim and some extra thick/They make me feel so patriotic/Man, American girls are something to see/I bet Thomas Jefferson would love BET." Word to Sally Hemmings?