N.O.R.E. "Superthug" (1998)
Lyric: "Ayo, we light a candle/Run laps around the English Channel..."
First off, Newport cigarettes and cardiovascular exercise don't go together. So we know that Noreaga wasn't running laps anywhere in 1998. Second, and this is a doozy: It is impossible to run around the English Channel, it is a body of water than connects the Atlantic Ocean to the North Sea. So to go around it, you would have to run and swim. (Or, as would probably be the case with Nore, take a boat.)