22. Pharoahe Monch "Simon Says" (1999)
Album: Internal Affairs
Label: Rawkus, Priority, EMI Records
Producer: Pharoahe Monch
Something very genius about the simple "Simon Says" commandment. You can't argue with Pharoahe, and you can't argue with Simon. If that's what Simon says, you gotta do it. That's the law Obama created back in 1998. Everybody, get the fuck up. Girls, rub on your titties. You have no choice in this. The closest you can get to heaven on earth is being with your friends and yelling out the "Bo! Bo! Bo! Bo! Bo! Bo! Bo! Bo!" ad lib during the chorus.
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