14. Onyx "Slam" (1993)
Label: Def Jam
Producer: Chyskillz, Jam-Master Jay
No, "Slam" is not a demo for Shaquille O'Neal. As soon as it starts playing, we begin to feel a little rambunctious. Lighthearted mischief abounds. Maybe a couple pranks? Maybe we dump some freezing water on our friend while they shower? Maybe we switch the filling in the Oreos with toothpaste? Maybe we put our boss's cell phone number on Craigslist advertising "Power Bottom Services?" Who knows! The night is young and, we're channeling the spirit of Loki.
This Song Also Makes Us Want To: Dudley Death Drop Flo Rida Through a Flaming Table