Devin the Dude "Zeldar" (2002)
Album: Just Tryin' ta Live
Label: Rap-A-Lot Records
No, that's not a new Kendrick Lamar track you're hearing. It's Devin the Dude, rapping as an alien named Zeldar from planet Beldar.
Devin Zeldar enthusiastically chronicles his first encounter with a strange plant known as "weed" to other aliens at a show and tell convention. Think of the premise as "Pot-Coneheads." However, Devin is on to something here. If aliens did ever invade we should give them as much weed as possible and hope they forget to destroy our planet. Also, saying "I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your megaboomp" seems to be a great way to threaten an alien.