Fail Occurred: 4/12/2010

Immediately after a 10-year stint in prison and a quick deportation to Belize, Shyne was met by Def Jam executive L.A. Reid, who announced that he'd signed Shyne to a $1M contract. Congratulations! Unfortunately, Shyne-sick of deep-voice comparisons to Biggie-has decided to change up his vocals, so that he sounds like you'd imagine Biggie to sound like...if he sucked. Well, that's $1M down the hole to wherever Shyne's voice is coming out of. A word to L.A. Reid: just because something's been in the box for ten years doesn't mean its still in mint condition.