7. Gravy's Own Goon Shoots Him In The Ass Outside Hot 97
Fail Occurred: 4/26/2006
Even before getting his SAG card to portray The Notorious B.I.G., mixtape-rapper Gravy had a history of acting. In a desperate attempt to up his street cred, Gravy allegedly had one of his friends shoot him in the butt (...) while entering Hot 97's studios, after which he proceeded to do a Funk Flex interview while bleeding. The official police report said that a member of his entourage shot him after getting mad that he wasn't allowed to come inside the studio. Gravy told the cops that "he fell," which in hindsight, sounds about right. A Hot 97 ban led to Gravy (the rapper) never being heard from again.