Fail Occurred: 12/10/2011

"Tatt my fuckin' name on you so I know it's real," Drake says on his song "Free Spirit." Months later, some girl committed hard to the statement, paying Los Angeles—based tattoo artist Kevin Campbell to give her the Nathaniel Hawthorne treatment and print DRAKE in big block letters across her forehead. Nothing lasts forever except for tattoos and regret and no amount of tears will get that ink off. But this story doesn't end with some poor girl getting her face ruined: Campbell became an entertaining interview, calling Drake a "goofnugget." Drake responded that he'd "fuck that guy up." Campbell offered "any time, any place." But in the end they squashed it and nobody got hurt.