24. Crooked I Spells His Slaughterhouse Tattoo Wrong
Fail Occurred: 7/27/2009
In life, there are only two things that last forever: tattoos and regret. Last summer, Crooked I took that sentiment to heart-or more accurately, to his forearm. After going to the tattoo artist Shade, Crooked I-a member of the rap collective Slaughterhouse- emerged with the made-up word SLAUGTER vertically inked into his skin, forever. (A half-assed fix by Shade would run HOUSE alongside the original misspelling, the two lines sharing one H.) As Homer Simpson said, "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean, S-M-A-R-T!"