Song: "Mark McGwire" (2013)
Everybody wants to be a drug mule but so few people have the rectal elasticity for it. We toss around the term "drug mule" all the time in jokes about how we are going to sneak liquor into a concert or football stadium but we forget about how disgusting it really is. Future's drug mule poops his product out, ensuring that it's top quality because it traveled from [assuming] Columbia directly to him via colon. His drugs are in such a high demand that he doesn't have time to properly sterilize it or anything! He literally just "wipes that shit off" and gets to wrapping.