32. Next "Too Close" (1998)

Director: Billy Woodruff, Jake Nava
Album: Rated Next

After opening with a BMW chase scene, we're transported to some type of fantasy facility where women dance on men in public bathroom stalls. It's even more entertaining when you consider that this song is about getting a boner while grinding with a lady. The celebration in the video might seem apropos of nothing, but this is the music video world: There were already people racing luxury vehicles for no reason. It shouldn't be surprising that three dudes are throwing a party with choreographed dancers for a song about stiffies. -Ernest Baker