It's Your Patriotic Duty to Sign This Petition to Change the National Anthem to R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)"

Yes we can!

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You know what’s way better than Francis Scott Key’s “The Star-Spangled Banner”? R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix).” Backed by that bit of common knowledge behind it, a new entry on the often hilarious petition section of WhiteHouse.gov asks the Obama administration to adjust our national anthem accordingly. If this thing reaches the 100,000 signatures mark (quite a leap from its 615, last we checked), the POTUS will be asked to give Kellz’ masterpiece of automotive double entendres its rightful place as the US anthem (or at least to appease us with a joke and some recognition).

Read the fantastic request below and do your civic duty by signing the petition right here. And remember: Ask not what R. Kelly can do for you — ask what you can do for R. Kelly.

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