14. Bubba Sparxxx f/ Ying Yang Twins & Mr. Collipark "Ms. New Booty" (2005)

"Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere" is the "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" of twerking anthems, except here, we have a tale of not two twerks, but just one. It's one that puts Bubba Sparxx's "Ms. New Booty" featuring the Ying Yang Twins and Mr. Collipark close to the very top of our list, as it is as close to a perfectly, equally proportioned song in parts both instructional and encouraging. And sure, it's a remake of the 2001 hit "Booty on the Floor," but there's a reason it was Bubba's first single, and it's the same reason it manages to transcend criticisms of copycatting: It's unabashedly enthused. Unlike some people who, upon seeing the distinct thrill of a twerk in the wild, play it cool (looking at you, Juicy J) Bubba Sparxxx just can't hide his enthusiasm: "Like nuttin' else, I'm a country boy/but that big city bottom fill me up with joy." Deploying the Ying Yang Twins to whisper on your track at the peak of their twerklightenment period was also a fairly inspired move, which is to say nothing of Mr. Collipark's production, which is meant to break as many speakers as it should backs. Get it right, get it right, get it tight: Every Twerk anthem should aspire to this kind of greatness.