Outkast "Roses" (2003)
Softest Lyric: "Real guys go for real down to Mars girls"
Your ex-girlfriend probably has plans for a romantic dinner and a night of gallavanting around town with her new man. Wouldn't it be great if her swift transition was met with a date-stalling car crash? Andre 3000 and Big Boi know how you feel. "Roses" is their audible diatribe against gold-digging women who only get by on their looks, but really, it's fitting for frustrations with anyone of the fairer sex. "She's the reason for the word bitch," Andre states over gloomy church organs. It's the perfect soundtrack for dudes fed up with ladies taking advantage. Listen to it while you try to get her pretty face out of your head.